skylar & bran

i DON'T care.

so you just take pictures of random people at work now? how long did he pose for you so you could capture his smart-yet-sensitive side?

wow the bar is on the FLOOR. not being a serial killer is the bare minimum required for going on a date...

do you really want your brother to be with the human equivalent of white bread? doesn't he deserve better?

whatever you say, rose

what i want is for my brother to find someone who cares about him and takes him on fun dates and makes him smile

i'm just pushing him in the right direction. if i don't, god knows how long i'll have to wait before i get a brother-in-law!

what's wrong with that?

someone cares already, a fucking lot

i dont know him that well but i don't think jax beauchamp is someone who can be pushed

have you asked him what he wants? might be a good start  

well... i think you know him better than most. you know, given the fact you guys have known each other forever

i know he's ready, i've seen him with someone already. i was dropping mia off and i saw someone getting out... plus, when i was at the apartment, i could tell someone had been there

couldn't clearly see the guy on his way out but he was kinda short actually :/ i bet it was a one-time thing, can't see jax with someone shorter than he is

anyway, i can't wait for him to meet this guy

oh yeah i *know* him alright

k what is this obsession with tall guys? can't you let him be into shorter guys if he wants to? many scientific studies show that height difference contributes to a healthy relationship. this is like dating 101

anyway good luck with your matchmaking business. remind me to never subscribe  

lol!!!! and where did you find these studies exactly? brandon rose university ?

don't give me ideas... i bet i could make good money out of this

but for you my services are free of course  

all jokes aside i just want my brother to be happy. he deserves it

and what do they teach at skylar beauchamp university? snooping around and not minding your business?

wow thank you... i'll be sure to remember your generous offer

i'm not saying he doesn't.

he does actually. very much so

just think he deserves better than some random guy whose only redeemable quality is being tall. and not being a serial killer apparently

but who am i to stand in the way of true love. wish him all the happiness in the world with mister boring

good day!

not only are you BOINKING my brother, but you are stealing his time!!!

we should have planned something together  

we are literally known all over new york to throw the best parties and we couldn't coordinate for jax. we suck

what is your plan anyway

boinking?

huh do you remember how many times the cops came banging at the door???i don't think that's his vibe

i planned something special. it's a surprise, actually.

you know i'm not just "boinking" him right?

don't make me say it

we could have done something small! intimate!

ugh, fine... you and your capricorn aura are ruining my vibes! you could at least tell me what it is!!!

oh god. what else are you doing to him??

we could still do it another time!!

i can't tell you what it is. i'll jinx it and you know i'm superstitious!!! YOU taught me to believe in all of this crap and now my life is riddled with vibes, auras and crystals!

and as it happens, i care about your brother. i care a lot.

but yeah i also boink his brains out every single chance i get LMFAO

love you  

and aren't you glad you know your birth chart now? don't put this on me... but fine, keep your secrets!

i know you care about him. but i was the first beauchamp there

EWWWWWWWWW BRANDON!!!!!

NEVER say that again!!!!!!

boink boink boink boink boink boink boink BOINK

that’s what you get for torturing me and not minding your business

don’t worry you’re still my fav

but yeah. BOINK!